johnny depp sausage

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ernie and bert: party starters

we can rule the universe as Father and Son

taken this morning in bondi, according to ellie.

a wizard has turned you into a whale

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lego giant squid

barney: the thing about lego is you can make something giant just by calling it giant. the squid doesn't look that big to me, quite frankly.

it does, however, look fierce. look! it's attacking the aqua station!



i found it at squid, "a blog about all things squid".

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the small humans are tastier!

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lego versions of famous photos

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sesame streets

casting and cinematography by bill henson, script by martin scorcese

the different methods of defending oneself with a walking-stick or umbrella when attacked under unequal conditions

hey baterz: if you have ever wanted to sever a man's jugular vein through the collar of his overcoat with your walking-stick, the journal of non-lethal combatives has an article you may find helpful. the author is one edmund william barton-wright, developer of the fearsome bartitsu; his topic: self-defense with a cane or walking stick. here's a quote:

No. 4. -- How to Defend Yourself, without Running any Risk of being Hurt, if you are carrying only a Small Switch in your Hand, and are Threatened by a Man with a very Strong Stick.

Imagine that you are walking in a lonely part of the country, carrying a light switch or an umbrella, when suddenly a foot-pad bars your way, carrying a stout stick, with which he threatens you.

It is obvious that under these conditions if you gave your assailant time to assume the offensive, he would have no difficulty in breaking down any slight guard you might offer, and in felling you to the ground. Knowing this disadvantage, and without giving him time to realise it, you must at once attack.

You should aim a vicious blow at your assailant's head, holding your hand very high in order to force him to guard high. Simultaneously, you should jump forward from the attacking position, shown in the second photograph, to the position shown in the third photograph, and strike him with the open hand high up on the chest, pulling his foot away from beneath him at the same time -- in order to disturb his balance, and destroy his power to hit you. You could now strike your adversary such a blow with your fist on the face as to render him unconscious, or, of course, you could belabor him with your stick if it were suitable for the purpose.

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